Random Things I Think About

• There is an owl that lives outside our apartment, but I can't find him when I look around. I can only hear the "who, who"
  
• Why do people serve "cubes" of cheese with crackers? Don't you want "slices" so they cover the cracker?


• Why don't people on motorcycles wear helmets?


• For months, every Sunday on my way to church I see deer in the Mount Olivet Cemetery. I love that deer live there.


• What is a "controlled burn?" Isn't that an oxymoron? Fire is not controllable.


• I wish I had curly eyelashes.


• Why are all of the "dressy" shoes either 3 inch heels or ballet flats? Where are the one inch heels for people with bad backs?


• Why can't I sleep?


• How do you eat a chocolate-covered strawberry gracefully? Shouldn't they just use smaller strawberries so you can just pop them in your mouth?


• Can the temple laundry use anti-static detergent? If I donate money to the "other" section on my tithing slip, will they buy static guard?


• Texting while driving is dangerous and illegal. Why do people still do it?


• Is it possible to close your mouth while applying mascara? Try it.